"What if I just explode at midnight?"

One of my very best friends Lucas turns 21 in an hour.  We're sitting in the library at the moment but here shortly we're going to go up to Macado's for a beer.  He has a big exam tomorrow and it's a Monday so it's looking like it's going to be a pretty lay low birthday.  Tonight at least.  But the reason I decided to blog about this is because we're sitting here at the table in the library, Kelsey, Lucas and I, and it's dead silent when out of no where he very seriously says, "What if I just explode at midnight?" Sorry, what? I'm sure this is one of those things that's funnier when you're there, or if you know the person.  But still... What?! Then he continued on, "No I'm serious... Picture me sitting in the booth about to hand the waiter my ID and suddenly... BOOM I just burst into a million pieces." On second thought, maybe we won't take him for that beer tonight after all.